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I asked him how it was going to work, he replied: ‘I’m going to play it by ear’.” Lloyd Griffith“I don’t know what OBE stands for. ” Glenn Wool“I believe in gay marriage so that gay people can be as miserable as straight people.” Tom Allen“My Dad is a proper family man.
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I don’t know why.” Chris Turner“My wife said: ‘Did you know butterflies only live for one day?
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